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Librarians of Saturday Night Live!
The plan was to post this so it could coincide with the SNL 40th anniversary special … Oh well, better late than never, I suppose ;)
Anyway, these are all of the librarian/library-related characters I could find … If you can think of any others, please share!
Roseanne Barr as Mary - “Multiple Personalities” (Season 20, Episode 7)
Roseanne: Oh, I love it at the library, everything is so orderly and quiet at the library.
Norm MacDonald: Oh, yeah, yeah … it’s nice with the, the books there. Listen, uh, Mary, uh … let me talk to the whore! Is she around?
Katty Perry as Maureen DeChico - “Bronx Beat with Betty & Jodi” (Season 36, Episode 1)
Maureen DeChico: Yeah, well, the library told me to wear some looser-fitting clothing. Um, it’s so embarrassing.
Betty Caruso: Hey, listen to me. Never be embarrassed about your body.
Jodi Deitz: Never.
Betty Caruso: Never be embarrassed about your body.
Jodi Deitz: Never.
Betty Caruso: It’s beautiful.
Jodi Deitz: Beautiful.
Betty Caruso: In France, everybody walks around with no shirt on whatsoever!
Jodi Deitz: Yeah.
Betty Caruso: Everyone! Boobies as far as the eye can see!
Jodi Deitz: It’s a booby-ville!
Christina Applegate as Miss Schrader - “Helloween Bash” (Season 38, Episode 4)
Miss Schrader: Yes, our school still has a library! Now, I know a lot of you would just rather use Google … but come by. Please. No one ever comes by.
Kate McKinnon as Joan Shea - “My Darlin’ Joan” (Season 40, Episode 12)
Russell Shea: Well, when I came home from the war, I’d go to the library every day. One day I walked in, and there was the most beautiful librarian I ever saw, and that was my Joan.
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